I aint no - no fancy Joe Aint got no money, Aint got no blow I Aint fun, baby, I don't care Got no cigarettes, got no beer All I got is a moldy piece of toast Aint got no condiments, but you know I'm the host Glue Sandwich Tonight Yeah! I Aint no - no fancy pants I Aint fun, Aint much for romance Aint got time to wash myself Aint got friends to say I gotta get help But I got you and you're the only one But you can't help cause you're so fuckin' dumb Glue Sandwich Tonight Yeah! I Aint no - no connoisseur I don't know what is good or what it's for But I got you, baby, guess that's enough So slip me the tongue, baby, show me some love You and the glue, they go hand in hand I wish I had me a can of Spam Glue Sandwich Tonight Yeah! Glue Sandwich Tonight Yeah! Glue Sandwich Tonight Yeah! Glue Sandwich Tonight Yeah! CLOSE WINDOW